Funny Feedback — Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt

I was browsing around on amazon.com and stumbled upon one of the old t-shirts that I used to like when I was a kid, I think most of my generation used to like this “cool” t-shirts, so i thought let me check what people actually write about t-shirts? usually, reviews are like it shrinks, print cracks or colour fades, stuff like that but noooo not this one! Like always I like sharing stuff with all of you so here it goes …

First here is a link to the T-shirt in case you want to check the review for your self on amazon “The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee”

Here it is as text

Dual Function Design November 10, 2008
By B. Govern

Color Name: Kid’s Black|Size Name: Boys 2–4
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.